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Anarchy blogg with one rule, NO SHITTING IN THE POOL

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Scott Adams on the recent story about a man shagging a dead deer.

Best comment ever: "It's OK to kill the deer. It's OK to cut it up into little pieces. It's Ok to eat the pieces. You try that with your girlfriend though."

by Joshua 5:10 PM

Monday, October 17, 2005

"Wong says many Asians would not have been able to keep a straight face when they heard he [Winston Peters] would be Foreign Minister." link

Thats because they're all slanty eyed little bastards ;)

by Ben 11:23 PM

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Google entrtainment news
Lawyers Seeking Fairness in Jackson Jury followed by
Cheech and Chong Working on New Movie

by Ben 6:33 PM

Thursday, December 09, 2004

New Zealand 'up skirt' photographers better beware, better watch out.

by Joshua 2:05 AM

Friday, December 03, 2004

Did you know that theres a world toilet organization

by Ben 10:23 PM

Sunday, November 28, 2004

Have you thought about changing your name?

What about changing your name by deed poll to Deed Poll?

by Ben 10:25 PM

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

So I'm looking at this webpage for an internet cafe and backpackers thats for sale in Australia. And I'm thing the design of the web page is pretty appalling. They should concentrate more on design and layout, and less on fancy Java things. And I'm thinking who the heck did this? they should be shot, when I see "Bright Internet can design and manage your web site (local area customers only) Call Geoff" on their internet cafe web page.

by Ben 4:57 PM

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

DigiCamReview.co.uk: Microland Technology UK - Worst Company Ever Award

by Joshua 5:35 AM

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

BBC NEWS | UK | Porn channel fined for broadcast: "He said Ofcom had been concerned a child could have seen the material.

Ofcom had been considering imposing a six-figure fine, but limited it because the company was making a loss and no viewers had complained, he said. "

by Matt 12:45 AM

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

load of old processors for sale - TradeMe.co.nz

"About 28 old processors."

About 28 ? About 28 ? plus or minus what ?

Did you run out of fingers and toes?

by Ben 7:14 PM

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Young boy anyone? ... anyone? ... anyone?

by Ben 10:04 PM

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

"A serial drink driver rode his new Harley Davidson at 180km/h trying to outrun police on his way to the pub while nearly three times over the breath-alcohol limit, Palmerston North District Court was told."

by Ben 6:55 PM

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

"Read about the knicker thief, underwear taker".

by Ben 6:21 PM

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Xtra msn search for "msn messenger download" wow xtra (Telecom New Zealand) in association with Microsoft and MSN think I'm the best place to download messenger? [Yep not the most interesting post ever, Joshs below is better]

by Ben 4:30 PM

Man commits suicide after sex with hen crikey.

by Joshua 8:35 AM

Sunday, May 30, 2004

Bugger dog buggers off

by Ben 12:04 AM

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

'Ey 'up, Ben! Just wondering if anybody here could advise me on where I might buy rare Austrailian videos on the net? Looking for a 7 part comedy TV series called "The Funky Squad". Anyone any suggestions?

by Phil 5:14 PM

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

NZ's famous sheep gets TV haircut

by Joshua 11:02 AM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Some dudes piss bottle web page. Be warned you might not like the contents.

by Ben 5:39 PM

Thursday, April 15, 2004

Location the Phat Club after watching local band Johnny Christ
Me "They're like early Clash, sort of the Undertones B-Sides meet very early Devo"
Ian "Fuck your a music wanker"
Conlusion I am in fact John Cusack in High Fidelity, but more of a wanker obviously.

by Ben 3:46 PM

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Bush Doesn't Recall Making Mistakes but you have to ask yourself what does Bush recall?

by Ben 3:52 PM

Sunday, April 04, 2004

How not to get a job at internetcafe...

Come in and ask if you can use a pc to print out your CV, then insert a floppy disk containg a virus.

by Ben 6:29 PM

Monday, March 29, 2004

Housework 'reduces cancer risk' Fuck looks like I'm going to die of cancer.

by Ben 4:50 PM

Thursday, March 25, 2004

A new takeaway food place opend this week, where Fair Tucks* used to be. Its called Carnivores and they do honey roasted chicken. So I went there and its like $7.00 for a sandwitch or filled roll. So I'm like fuck that I'm not paying fucken $7.00 for a fucken chicken sandwitch.

* makes for an impolite spoonerism

by Ben 7:31 PM

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

New Zealand will be seeing a lot more of Nicole Kidman on this side of the Tasman. Kidman Confirmed To Play White Witch.

Mmmm I'd like to see "a lot more of Nicole Kidman". Wink wink, so Nicole if you need a place to stay. Or if you fancy a shag or two. Give me a call or pop in and see me.

by Ben 8:31 PM

Thursday, February 26, 2004

An interesting LOTR computer software story.

by Ben 9:45 PM

Thursday, February 19, 2004

A short, sharp downpour in Nelson on 28 January flooded city streets, private residences and shops. 42 millimetres of rain was recorded in the city in the one and a quarter hours up to 7 am.

Would all customers please get out of the pool.

by Matt 11:36 AM

Sunday, February 15, 2004

kong movie made in NZ. free download (unless you pay per meg). 85mb, 10min film.

by Joshua 4:11 AM

Sunday, February 08, 2004

More carnage, "A 20-year-old man was killed when the car he was in crashed into a power pole at the intersection of Mt Albert Rd and Sandringham Rd in Auckland about 2am yesterday. "

by Ben 10:37 PM

Monday, January 12, 2004

New and Preloved Baby Shop for Sale.

Whats a preloved baby? And why are you selling them? Do I really want to know?

by Ben 2:29 PM

Friday, January 09, 2004

Germany invents anti-ageing beer.

I wonder if can sue the brewerys for making me old.

by Ben 3:40 PM

Sunday, January 04, 2004

"Kiwi drivers are more than five times as likely to be fined than motorists in the United Kingdom"

by Ben 6:47 PM